Tuesday, February 28, 2006
You Call That Olympic Competition?
Here's the quote for the day (actually, from yesterday):
"I'm comfortable with what I've accomplished, including at the Olympics."
--Bode Miller
Well, Bode (and by the way, you have a stupid name with an even more ridiculous spelling), I'm glad to hear that you're comfortable with sucking. Because you sucked royally in Italy. And just so you'll know, you can party your fat behind off just about anywhere in the U.S.; you don't have to go to the Olympics for that.
I feel sorry for the skiers who would have loved the opportunity to compete, but didn't get to because of your sorry presence.
Get a job, loser!
"I'm comfortable with what I've accomplished, including at the Olympics."
--Bode Miller
Well, Bode (and by the way, you have a stupid name with an even more ridiculous spelling), I'm glad to hear that you're comfortable with sucking. Because you sucked royally in Italy. And just so you'll know, you can party your fat behind off just about anywhere in the U.S.; you don't have to go to the Olympics for that.
I feel sorry for the skiers who would have loved the opportunity to compete, but didn't get to because of your sorry presence.
Get a job, loser!
Thursday, February 23, 2006
New Slogan for the Bush Administration
Aim randomly, and be a big dick.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Itchy Fingers Cheney
Conservatives, take note. Vice President Dick Cheney is going down shooting.
I've been saying all along that the guy is mean and crazy, and I believe the events of this weekend only bolster my assertions. Of all the people to shoot, Cheney practically blows the head off some rich old Republican donor!
Maybe Cheney was having a little blood-flow problem, which caused him to temporarily confuse Whittington with Michael Moore. Perhaps he thought Whittington was a pheasant. Or maybe Cheney really is as mean and crazy as I've been saying.
Lord knows, I love being right...and by that I mean correct, not right-wing. Yucky!
So conservatives, remember the events of this weekend. The Bush Administration really doesn't give a donkey's behind about you or anybody else, and they'd just as soon shoot you as look at you. Now aren't you glad you fixed all those voting machines to make sure Bush got re-elected?
I've been saying all along that the guy is mean and crazy, and I believe the events of this weekend only bolster my assertions. Of all the people to shoot, Cheney practically blows the head off some rich old Republican donor!
Maybe Cheney was having a little blood-flow problem, which caused him to temporarily confuse Whittington with Michael Moore. Perhaps he thought Whittington was a pheasant. Or maybe Cheney really is as mean and crazy as I've been saying.
Lord knows, I love being right...and by that I mean correct, not right-wing. Yucky!
So conservatives, remember the events of this weekend. The Bush Administration really doesn't give a donkey's behind about you or anybody else, and they'd just as soon shoot you as look at you. Now aren't you glad you fixed all those voting machines to make sure Bush got re-elected?
